#thank you thank you friend

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

🐑 #keeley Jones needs therapy #canon divergence but I make things worse #keeley jones & ted lasso friendship #hurt/comfort

After Roy leaves Keeley stunned in the hotel hallway in Liverpool, she finds a drunk Ted Lasso in the hotel bar. What happens next changes not only their friendship but ripples through AFC Richmond.

for this ask game.

[beansidhebumbling]

Most disliked character(s)? Why?

Ugh Amren. How are you older than dirt and so boring? Morrigan is up there too. Can't believe she based her off a goddess from Ireland and then made her the categorical worst. Like sjm please give us a break thanks.

Most disliked arc? Why?

I have a lot of arcs I hate lol. I'll skip the obvious like the secret fatal pregnancy and subsequent hip altering malarkey. I hate Nesta becoming a Valkyrie because it is once more confirmation of SJM'S 2010s idea of what a strong woman looks like. It's dull and I hate it. Representation for fighting off the battle field sarah please and thank you (we all know it's a skill issue for our girl hence the lack of any component political intrigue).

Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?*

Off the bat, I dont think the fandom have really ruined any pairing for me. The only pairings I could see being ruined are Elain-centric ones because stans are just... so incredibly weird about Elain pairings. But you can't ruin Elain-centric pairings for me when I dont give a singular shite about her to begin with.

If I were to choose a pairing that I'm invested in that the fandom has made me more disinterested in, it'd be Feysand. The popular fanon interpretation of feysand is not my gig. No hate but I personally find it bland, so i find myself less inclined to engage with feysand. I hate canon feysand but I am not opposed to the idea of feysand. I think there's huge potential in them.

@mygreendandelion so sorry this is in response to you ask 💀 I somehow forgot to answer the ask directly 😂

[radiation]

[collaredkittyboy]

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[stil-lindigo]

lighthearted.

if this comic resonated with you, please consider donating to this palestinian escape fund (vetted by @/nabulsi and @/el-shab-hussein) as it is less than $7,000 away from it's goal.

i turn 24 today. To celebrate, I made this comic to be a spiritual successor to lead balloon, a comic in which I talked about the darkest period of my life so far.

A lot has changed since my 23rd birthday and this one. My priorities have shifted a lot, in ways that I think are mostly good. But i think the best part about today is that suicide has gone back to being a far away notion. I'm really lucky, and I'm grateful for that.

[phantom-kiwi]

Venom 3 spoiler warning but like

"Ride me cowboy", "we've been together for a year?", "Sometimes I think we would've been happier you and I living a life like this", them calling each other Thelma and Louise? Them talking about future plans and the camera directly cutting and staying on literal happy newlyweds?? "BUT I NEED HIM BACK" ???? A montage of their time together???? Hello ??? Symbrock nation can you hear me !!!!

[shadowtraveled]

"mithrun is the only real monsterfucker in dungeon meshi" is objectively the funniest bit you can get out of his everything, but in all seriousness i think his attraction to his love interest is deliberately overstated—and that makes sense, because romantic jealousy is a classic and digestible motive, which is explicitly what kabru was aiming for in condensing mithrun's backstory, and also because until chapter 94, mithrun wasn't willing to admit to the true nature of his desires.

but because romantic envy is both classic and digestible, it probably isn’t a unique enough or complicated enough desire to tempt a demon’s appetite. mithrun’s wish, as far as we can figure from kabru’s reduced retelling, was to have a life in which he had never become one of the canaries, and that carries like 3857 implications and desires within it. that’s delicious. his love interest acts as sort of a red herring to his motivation for making it, though. (side note: i'm saying "love interest" here because, keeping in mind that i barely speak japanese on a good day anymore, "想い人" is something i'd usually take as just kind of an old-fashioned and romantic way to refer to a lover, but in context i wonder if both the connotation of yearning and the vagueness are intentional, and i think this phrasing gets those aspects of it more effectively. anyway.)

mithrun considered his love interest to be untrustworthy. there was a minute where i thought that comment might be about a similar-looking elf (yugin, one of his squad members), but comparing the two…

the "sketchy" arrow is definitely referring to the elf we know as his love interest—the bangs go toward her right, she only has the one forehead ornament, and, most notably, her ears aren't notched.

every time she’s given a full-body depiction in his dungeon, she’s drawn as a chimera, with the body of a snake from the waist down. (side note: the “what if a dungeon has chimeras before reaching level 4?”/“then the dungeon lord is unstable” exchange just being mithrun grilling his past self alive is so funny. he’s so. but anyway) there are a couple things about this.

first, the snake part of the chimera appears to be modeled after some species of coral snake mimic

which, in the biology-for-fun manga, i… doubt is a coincidence, especially with the added context of the “untrustworthy” comment. the dungeon’s conjured illusion of mithrun’s love interest was a harmless copycat of a venomous original. for whatever reason, he felt this person was a threat and made up a "safe" version of her to be in a relationship with, and while it’s definitely possible to be attracted to or even love someone you find to be toxic and/or intimidating, when you take that into consideration alongside the configuration of her body, you get some interesting implications.

which brings us to our second point: if we assume that mithrun was not in fact fucking a snake, then sexual attraction, at least, was so far removed from his idea of a relationship with this person that he did not even bother to keep her dungeon copy human enough to maintain the illusion of the option of a sexual relationship. this is somewhat echoed in the depictions of their interactions, which also imply a frankly unexpected romantic distance. she kisses his cheek and he doesn't seem to react; she's at the edge of a narrow bed with only one set of pillows, on top of his blankets while he's underneath them.

the kiss is particularly interesting because it seems to contrast the text. kabru's narration tells us this was everything mithrun could have asked for, but mithrun is there looking unreadable to pensive, likely because this is right before the panel that makes it clear things in the dungeon are beginning to go wrong.

walking through this backwards for a minute, we have the physical barrier of his bedding and the spatial separation inherent in a bed made for one person, the emotional barrier of his mounting anxiety getting in the way of his ability to enjoy the affection he sought, and... the snake, which historically carries the connotation of temptation, yes, but also mistrust, barring physical intimacy. okay. ok. if a dungeon reflects the mentality of its lord, all of this might suggest that mithrun was not able to have any real desire for a relationship with this person. his unwillingness to be vulnerable or let another person in was insurmountable. but in that case, why was she such a focal point that she remained to the end, after his dungeon had stopped creating iterations of his friends to come and visit him? why would he get so upset over her meeting with his brother that he became lord of a dungeon about it?

well. mithrun's brother was also interested in her, probably genuinely. and mithrun had to win.

you have an older brother who your parents completely ignore, probably in part because he is chronically ill/disabled and almost definitely in part because he received a ton of recessive traits that resulted in rumors that he was an illegitimate child. you are aware, most likely because those same parents fucking told you, that you actually are an illegitimate child. but they keep you around because you had the good fortune of looking just like your mother. what can that possibly teach you but that you, like your brother, are disposable?

it's utterly unsurprising that mithrun, under these circumstances, developed a pathological need to be better than everyone around him. people don't keep you otherwise. i'd argue this is also why he says he looked down on everyone he knew while milsiril claims his dungeon reeked of feelings of inferiority—he sought out people's worst traits and prioritized them in his mind to protect his already extremely fragile sense of self-worth, and all the while he tried to be as likable and high-performing as he possibly could be. his parents disposed of him anyway, but even then he tried to keep up the performance. he was kind to everyone. he never once lost to a dungeon.

when he saw his "love interest" meeting up with his brother, what he saw was himself being replaced by a person his parents had always treated as worthless, and if that was what they thought of the child they'd kept, what value could anyone possibly see in the bastard they'd given away to die? mithrun and kabru tell the story like he wanted to win this unnamed elf's heart, but it was never about being with her. it was about cementing his worth, proving that he didn't deserve to be thrown away.

and so it's particularly cruel that his demon discarded him, too. but maybe it's also particularly gentle that, in the end, there was someone who refused to even consider giving up on him.

kui laid it out in three panels better than i could hope to.

yeah. it's love. you wanted to be loved, even when the only way you were able to understand it was through the desire to be wanted, and you wanted that so badly that the idea of being consumed felt like the promise of finally mattering to someone.

[magicicephoenix]

i finally finished reading I see you, Sundrop! by @shirajellyfish and IT'S SO GOOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO FINISH IT RAAAAAAA

i will be gushing about it in the tags but here's a lil animation i made based on the below paragraph in chapter 6 that gave me such a strong mental image that i had to make it real :)

[puricodraws]

The template for the ideal D&D party! Who's up to play a game of "Caverns & Cheesecakes"?

Available as a print on my Etsy Shop!

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

I'm curious about 'there is no other land' for the Ask Game.

So this is the Roy Kent sliding doors/Roy wishes he never trained Jamie fic and the title comes from Henry David Thoreau:

“You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land; there is no other life but this.”

So basically Jamie and Keeley are in Brazil. Roy gets drunk and worries they are getting back together and then has a dream they do get back together. Roy, in a moment of weakness makes a half hearted wish that he never trained Jamie. He wakes up the morning of the Mom City press conference in a world where he hadn’t.

Jamie, without an outlet, and hurt by his team falling for Zava and not noticing he’s not, falls back into season one Jamie. He doesn’t get capped for England.

The team is still doing total football but not as well. Jamie doesn’t have the same conditioning level without Roy and also he’s more reluctant to speak up because his footing with the team is less secure.

Roy, without a project to keep him busy, and without a friend in Jamie, is also not doing well. Him and Jamie are at each other’s throats, culminating with them getting into a fight on the sidelines the week before. So Keeley isn’t to keen on either of them right now.

Roy’s also in hot water with his sister and Phoebe because he snapped at Phoebe the week before when she asked him something about Jamie (nothing too horrible, just a quick stop fucking asking me about Jamie Tartt he’s a piece of shit or something like that which is just very unlike how Roy is ever with Phoebe and his sister won’t stand for him raising his voice to her at all).

And Jamie is still in the midst of his Mom City depressive episode. Roy is trying to help him but Jamie keeps pushing him away and it all culminates in the Manchester City game and Roy trying to convince Jamie he cares about him.

[ciderjacks]

dwarven brew

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[becca-alexa]

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[dustsculptures]

who am i to resist the allure of a fat ass

[i-mode]

large button on my shirt that reads i survived season 2 episode 6 in red impact font

[lotus-pear]

horrendously late entry for @luneariann’s dtiys!! congrats on one million ely i’m so proud of you <3